Novelty Toy Manufacturer Gifts

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

Director/Action Man toy.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

'Please enter your pin now.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.