Novelty Tech Collector Mugs

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

The Hammer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

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