Novelty Shop Owner Prints

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'Hello Novelty Shop. About that rubber knife you sold me.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Toadstools

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'Just look'in'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."