Novelty Race Aficionado Pillows

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Eat my dust!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

The relay race

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

We're barely gonna make it!

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The Horse Races

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'