Novelty Race Aficionado Pillows

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

The relay race

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Finish line extended 20 miles.

We're barely gonna make it!

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The Horse Races

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.