Novelty Novelist Mugs

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Honoré de Balzac

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

John Bunyan

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

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Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sue the Author 3PM

Iris Murdoch

Hay Rides $10