Novelty Decor Seeker Mugs

Ship in a Bottle

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Toenail clipping missile.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.