Novellas Pillows

"Yo, novella!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Gen-Next Library

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

John Bunyan

Characters jumping out of a book.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"