Novel Nosher Mugs

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Thomas Hardy

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Better times ahead.

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Book Lovers in Richmond

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Culture clash

Mark Twain

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."