Brown Noser Mugs

"Mr. Amin, I want to thank you for being my teacher."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"WHich one is mine?"

Culture clash

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

Brain versus Religion.

Note to self: feathers.

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

Turbo Tan.

'I feel worthless.'

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)

"O.K., I'll talk."

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"Here's yer red nose - now give us a quid!"

Hell before the advent of fire (all dark)

If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?

'Just put it back, Art.'