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Phone notifications which creep you out.

"They grow up so fast."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Meet the Enemy

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

She - Interpreter - He.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Newspaper suicide.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

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