Notecard Enthusiast Gifts

"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Money Bar.

Free speech isn't cheap!

The Card Flinger

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Sunrise and Sunset

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'It's a silent protest.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'I think he is a composer.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

When pedants take a break.

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

'You got sticky notes.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Happy Student.

"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.