Notebook Collector Prints

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'I'm a reviewer now.'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'Early Laptops.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.