Note Reader T-Shirts

"We start on #F."

Treble Clef

Clarinet Playing Hunter

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

Sight test with a violin.

Flautist

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Musical genres

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Sushi Train Spotters

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Musical Bicycle.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'