Note Chaser Gifts

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Symphony'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Music downloads

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Check out this new store."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

The New Normal

Musical Web

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Dragon Graph

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'