Nosy Night Viewer T-Shirts

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Conan O'Brien

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"He's so posh...!"

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

'It's only an owl.'

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Snake disappearing through door.

Full Moon

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

"Do you see what I see?"

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

'Do you have to yell 'cut' every time you turn the TV off?'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

Star to man: 'Sorry - wishing stars never get involved in politics.'

'So, here is the scam: You keep them awake at night so I can make a killing in the morning selling coffees...'