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He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"He's so posh...!"

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

'It's only an owl.'

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Snake disappearing through door.

Full Moon

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

"Do you see what I see?"

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

'Do you have to yell 'cut' every time you turn the TV off?'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

'So, here is the scam: You keep them awake at night so I can make a killing in the morning selling coffees...'

Star to man: 'Sorry - wishing stars never get involved in politics.'

Ever since he started working flex time the neighbors kept a close eye on him.