Nostril Humor Appreciator Mugs

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Support group for sheep.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."