Nostalgic Thrill-seeker Gifts

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'You'll never guess who I bumped into today!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Cary Grant

"Ahh, shade."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Sliding Down the Banister

Robert Mitchum

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"They grow up so quickly."

Who said romance is dead?

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'