Nostalgic Television Viewer Prints

"It's not England any more..."

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

In-flight entertainment

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Late Night TV

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Still pretty liberal."

Nostalgiaville

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

The Shape of Progress.

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

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