Nostalgic Students T-Shirts

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Lambs to the Slaughter

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"I worry about today's kids, all they want to do is sit in the cave and stare at the fire."

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

'In today's electronics world, printed books have become historical and museum pieces.'

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

Sucking Up to Gen X

Home for the Holidays

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."