Nostalgic Spellcaster Gifts

"...somehow it's just not the same with a microwave"

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

"Broom! Broom!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'