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Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"I just want to interact with another human being..."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Food prices.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Man, times have changed.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."