Nostalgic Number-lovers T-Shirts

A man holding balloons shaped like '41'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

Math Teacher

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

Reign Man

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'