Nostalgic Non-smoker Gifts

"It's old Sid, the man responsible for the no smokin' in pubs ban."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Liam Gallagher.