Nostalgic New Yorker Pillows

"Here's something we both miss - used to be you could smoke anywhere in New York City."

ZZZZZZZ Top

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'Lost Diary'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

An Appreciation

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

The end of innocence

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gene Tierney caricature

"The record player is skipping again."

A. A. Milne

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

We love the Rolling Stones...

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Retro Kid.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."