Nostalgic New Yorker Pillows

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Lost Diary'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

The end of innocence

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

An Appreciation

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"The record player is skipping again."

A. A. Milne

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gene Tierney caricature

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

Retro Kid.