New York Nostalgist Pillows

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Subway Series

The Paper Route

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Hot Dog Stand.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

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