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"Grandma's pretty old. Will she be able to read something not written in cursive?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Old rocker.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Travel Scenes

"Drat!"

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Still living with parents....

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Wireless? Huh, we had wireless when I was a lad.'

'We have to get them out more.'

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"