Nostalgic Minds Mugs

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Letter Collecting Nerd

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

I love you.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Green Balloon

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"