Nostalgic Memorabilia Keeper T-Shirts

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Forget what?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Vannamania

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

New summer barbie doll.

"Helen?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Love note discovered by teacher

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Vera Lynn.

"Those are called 'encyclopedias.' It's how we Googled before the internet."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

Werewolf Memories