Nostalgic Memorabilia Keeper T-Shirts

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Forget what?'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

New summer barbie doll.

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"Helen?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Vera Lynn.

Werewolf Memories

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Love note discovered by teacher