Nostalgic Media Fan Prints

'...and I suppose her next door wants you to tape the soaps while she's on holiday?'

"Sally, there's a reason the picture won't work; it's a radio."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Late Night TV

The Professionals.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

The Digital Dark Ages

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

Okay

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Cold War Timewarp

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'