Nostalgic Gym Buddy Pillows

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'That's our group plan.'

Academy.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Exercises

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Work out buddies.

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

Yoga

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"