Nostalgic Gym Buddy Pillows

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'That's our group plan.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Academy.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Exercises

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Work out buddies.

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

Yoga

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"