Nostalgic Gift-giver Mugs

"First of all, I want you to know that I've got all the socks and underwear I need."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Man, times have changed.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...