Nostalgic Bakers T-Shirts

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

A heart shaped cake

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Old Spice

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Scales

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Griller highlights never gets old

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"