Nostalgic Affluent Prints

"He's strictly old money...doesn't speak Bitcoin."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Fossil record player.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Grandma's caf

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.