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"He's strictly old money...doesn't speak Bitcoin."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."