Nose Expert Mugs

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

A consumer guide to cheese.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Gesundheit."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."

'What an AMAZING display!'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'You had a long nap.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Oops."

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

Sorry out of numbers.

'I hope his headcold doesn't go to his chest.'

Deviated Septum

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Neti Potheads

Why People With Long Noses Shouldn't Smoke.

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

Now they're what I call cavities!

How to be sure you really like that baby name.

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

A head and shoulders of a little man

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."