Northern Lights Pillows

Polar bear bowling alley

I hate to see that evening sun go down...

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Safe Christmas.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Polar Sovereignty?

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Delivery."

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"The foghorn is broken."

Moon and Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Cats waiting for fish.

"She's a rescue."

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

'Trick or Treat!'

'Bob's new job as a lighthouse keeper was not as much fun as he thought it would be...'

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

"How the mighty have fallen!"

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"