Northern Lights Enthusiast Mugs

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

The Fuse

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Illuminating agricultural production

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Cats waiting for fish.

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

Paris streets at night

Fly has idea to fly into the light.

Artist and night

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse.