Northern Lights Enthusiast Mugs

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

Polar bear bowling alley

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

The Fuse

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Illuminating agricultural production

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Cats waiting for fish.

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

Artist and night

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."