North Pole Navigators Pillows

Reindeer Cage

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Books 'n' Carrots

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

I hate these flying fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Tourists and GPS

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"