North Pole Navigators Pillows

Reindeer Cage

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Books 'n' Carrots

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

I hate these flying fish

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Tourists and GPS

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."