Nonverbal Communications Aficionado Mugs

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

The Love Psychologists

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.

Complaints departement for men and women.

"We don't talk."

How to engage an audience

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'He says he needs his own space.'

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"