Non-verbal Communication Expert Mugs

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

Like.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Man considers blogging.

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

When mimes make an appointment...

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"I'm in a meeting, can I call you back?"

Do you Twitter?

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

Body Language - Hiss!

"His tail has stopped wagging."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.