Nonconformist Fashionista T-Shirts

"The new dress code certainly has curtailed clock watching."

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Punk Reindeer

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Punkins

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Burlyesque

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

Watering can helmet.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'What's wrong with you?'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"