Non-violent Resistor Pillows

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Olive Branch

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

Gandhi

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Back from MLK Day so soon? There were tons of people. We finished painting the rec center early. 3 hours makes you a good person? At least I went! Hey! I sacrificed for Dr. King's memory. I refrained from violent video games. Congrats. An MLK Day of internet service.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

Federal Department of Self-Justification

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

Boys and their Toys: Crouching soldier with water pistol as a gun.

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'