Non-traditional Hobbyist T-Shirts

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The Remote Olympics

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Recombinant DNA

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Origami Ark

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight.

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Prisoner Spotter

"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

Bobby's budding feces collection,

'What ever happened to whittling?'

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'