Non-stick Aficionados Pillows

Teflon - a history

Playing Fetch.

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Ready...."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'