Non-religious Thinker Pillows

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

'Let's not go by the book.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cactus seats.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."