Non-profit Organizer Mugs

Telescopic Philanthropy - Foreign and Domestic Philanthropy

Non-profit organization chart

Crowdsource Car

Support the Ex-Troops

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Before the riots/after the riots

social services cuts

Nuclear Proliferation

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Refugee Crisis

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

recycling

Impotent Democracy

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'