Nonprofit Professional Mugs

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"Your grant application was rejected, and now your back is acting up something terrible. Is that correct, Mr. Lewis?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Nuclear Proliferation

Refugee Crisis

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Components of the program vs. funds.