Non-profit Leadership Gifts

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Support the Ex-Troops

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

British Prime Minister

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Nuclear Proliferation

Refugee Crisis

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'Profit or non-profit?'

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Charities Fueling Cities

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'