Non-profit Leader Gifts

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Nuclear Proliferation

Refugee Crisis

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Interfaith dialogue

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'Never think outside the box.'

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'