Non-figurative Art Fan T-Shirts

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cat Tie

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Wagging Dog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Pray for me.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Double Saxophone

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'