Non-figurative Art Fan T-Shirts

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Cat Tie

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Joan Hickson

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cheesie Rider

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Double Saxophone

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'